i'm folding laundry. eddie is around me, trying to find food to eat.
eddie comes behind me and says in my ear; "mom, who do you think the funniest person in the family is?"
me: "i already told you before, i think i'm the funniest person in the family," .
eddie: "who's the next funniest?"
me: "i think dad is really funny,"
eddie: "ok, who is your funniest kid?"
me: "i think you are, and ceily is really funny. lana is funny too. all my kids are funny."
eddie: "come on, lana? how is she funny?"
me: "she's starting to say funny things."
eddie: "ceily? come on. really, who do you think is the funniest?"
me: "really, i think everyone is funny"
eddie: "noah is funny? what does noah say that's funny?"
me: " he's still young, he'll get there."
eddie: "well, lana and noah say i'm the funniest, so there. i'm your funniest child."
me: "so you're going fishing for homecomming? who's going with you?"
eddie: "yea, me and brady. it will be so awesome taking a picature of us with our bass. HOMECOMING DATES!!"
me: "is anyone else going? going to invite any girls?"
eddie: "well, we already have one girl that wants to go, but she's the date of another friend, so that might not be a good thing to take his date fishing."
me: "how come you decided not to go to the dance? is (girl he likes) upset you aren't going? did she say anything?"
eddie: "i don't know. she's kinda getting annoying. like when i want to just relax, or not do anything, or just sit and watch netflix, she's always texting me and wants to talk. when i said i was going to grow my hair out she got all controlling. she said it was going to stay the length it is now. that's all the more reason to grow my hair out!! it's going to be awesome!
AND
had this conversation with ceily. (she has a pain in her side.)
ceily: "mom, do you think i'm having a heart attack?"
me: "no. you are not having a heart attack."
ceily: "but my arm is numb. it's starting to get numb."
me: "that would mean a stroke, and you're not having a stroke."
ceily: "but, what if i was?"
me: "you're not."
ceily: "are my rib cages cracked? will you crack them, because it will probably feel better."
me: "no."
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