have you ever...

...opened up your cupboard where your pots and pans stay, and noticed one pan has some liquid inside, and upon further investigation (smelling), you realize it's pee?

you haven't?

i have.

that happened to me yesterday as i was getting ready for dinner.

i blamed noah. (of course it was him. he would be the only 6 year old in the house that would even THINK it might possibly be a solution to a quick remedy for a full bladder.) he stormed upstairs, refusing to join us for dinner because we accused him of something he didn't do. he was crying and angry.

then i blamed noah's friend. he is also 6 years old. he had been at our house the previous day.

then we (chris and i) blamed eddie. he's been know to sleepwalk. and sometimes that walking coincides with having to use the bathroom. if he hadn't had guiding hands directing him to the toilet, we are pretty sure he would have opened any door and proceeded to do his business.

eddie didn't storm upstairs. he just laughed and asked, really? i did that?

then i did lots of pots and pans.

and almost threw up.