10 year olds

heard last night
boy one: "i thought this movie was suppose to be funny. it's just mediocre."
boy two: "what?"
boy one: "mediocre."
boy two: "what is that?"
boy one: "mediocre is pig latin for horrible."

movie playing..."...did you eat a lot of paint chips when you were growing up..."
boy one: "paint chips? what are paint chips?"
boy two: "pieces of paint, duh."
boy one: "ewwww gross!"

boy one: "come on. you have to tell us who you like. our life will never be complete until you tell us."

boy one: "wow. this place is a mess. who's gonna clean it?"

so many more. some inappropriate, but funny.



we had a house full of 10 year old boys. eddie's grand plan of having 10 best friends over for a schools out party. i scaled down the numbers to 4. five 10 year olds ate me out of house and home.
they stayed up until 3am. and then awoke at 6:45am.

are you kidding me!?

they can be heard outside at the moment. each is carrying some sort of weapon.
as i walk outside to take a look- one casualty so far.



boy one, with tears in his eyes: "i feel like my ear has been pierced."
boy two: "how do you know? you've never had your ear pierced."

boy two, with tears in his eyes: "look. my gun broke."